The smell is a thousand smells all boiled into one now. It has changed from plain old woodsmoke to bacon and now verges on roasted stereo. If you could only wake up and flip the record over. The stereo is right over there, but you can't seem to stand up.

You drank gin for real before bed and tried to drink beer in the dream. Suddenly you really have to pee. But this dream is too interesting! There are mysteries to be resolved! For instance, is there a waterfall nearby? It sounds like there must be a beautiful babbling brook somewhere around your bed. Oh my god, you really have to go to the can! Do you try to wake up and pee or do you try to keep this dream going?

To wake up and pee you may go to page 6.

Need some time to think about your next move? Take a swig from your bottle of gin and go to page 7.

To ignore this juvenile nonsense and get on with your adventure, go to page 8.